Witty favorites of yore for the bored.
October 13, 2009
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The Award-Winning Film “The Wrestler”
His body had taken a beating.
His chances for glory were fleeting.
But he found a new way
With Marisa Tomei,
And love he was no longer needing.
October 7, 2009
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Money
When money is in short supply,
There isn’t a lot you can buy.
After bills and the rent,
“Don’t know where it all went,”
Is what you hear the working man sigh.
October 4, 2009
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Catholic Guilt
After a long make-out session,
You may feel like going to confession.
But if you’re weak-willed,
Or of attractive build,
Don’t blame your lust on the repression.
September 25, 2009
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House, MD
Each House episode tells a story,
Whether it’s drama-filled or just gory.
There may be plot twists,
Broken hearts, ruptured cysts,
But the best part is sexy Hugh Laurie.
September 24, 2009
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The Motorist
Pierre bought a motorized car,
Intending to drive very far.
He picked up a gal
Who called herself Sal,
And crashed halfway home from the bar.
September 17, 2009
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An Ode to Mommie Dearest
To love Crawford was not receptive.
As a mother, harsh but not effective.
She acted so mean-a,
To her daughter Christina,
And threw many a harsh invective.
September 12, 2009
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A late night TV limerick
I never imagined I’d see
A Bullet as Magic as thee.
You chop and you dice,
And make omelets so nice,
And lo! Get a second for free?!
